some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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