I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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