if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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