he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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