I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
40s are totally the cure
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
