It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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