Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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