After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
