weddingsv make me drug and hornr
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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