You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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