another moral hangover. fuck.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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