I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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