So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
