so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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