But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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