Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I enjoy the company of your penis
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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