just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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