So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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