It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
my being single is dangerous.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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