East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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