is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Randomize
