Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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