I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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