I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We need a shit load of segways right now
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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