He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
