Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I've blown a few things in my day
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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