so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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