I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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