I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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