So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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