I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
