i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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