butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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