have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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