He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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