I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
