when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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