the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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