Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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