C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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