We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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