oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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