I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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