I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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