oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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