they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
