problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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