how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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