Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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