Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
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I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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