They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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