And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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