I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
time to smoke my breakfast
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
try to milk me bitch
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