Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
My vagina just clenched in fear
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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