we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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